HOW DO I LOVE THEE, MMA?
byXanadu Xero* * *How do I love thee, MMA? Let me count the ways:1. "MMA" is a brilliant letter combo, mestizo of the assuasive (AMA), the evocative (MDMA), the epic (MIA), the phallic vibration of the...
View ArticleTHE HOUSE OF LOVE: A Visit to The Gipper's Final Resting Place
by Xanadu XeroFrom afar, it looked like a flag in a blender. As I drew near, it morphed into the kind of scene one might dream, sweating, after too much Thai food.As an incremate sun bludgeoned swells...
View ArticleSPARKY AND SCHEDULE 2
"To be an addict is to be something of a cognitive acrobat. You spread versions of yourself around, giving each person the truth he or she needs - you need, actually - to keep them at a remove." -...
View Articlehttp://xanaduxero.tumblr.com
YO SUPERFREEKZ,Scroll down for some juicy crab claws.Henceforth, howeverEff these losers.*Watch Me Cyber StripGet Your Torrent Bit(oh, baby!)Bend over and shut up.*http://xanaduxero.tumblr.com
View Article*THE SPARKY SHOW*
DO U LIKE SEX? DO U LIKE DRUGS?DO YOU LIKE YOUR SHAMANIC VISIONS FRIED HARD with the yolks already burst? Then >YOU<, Homeslice,MAY BE ELIGIBLE TO ENJOY *THE SPARKY SHOW*byXanadu XeroTaste it...
View ArticleYOUR PRIDE IS STUPID
by Xanadu XeroYour freakin PRIDE! i.e. Gay/African-American/Jewish/Spic, whoops, Fag/Nigger/Kike/Spicis stupid.At this precise illusory zeitgeist in simultaneous time PRIDE! about how the eye...
View ArticleCIA MKULTRA TRIPPY: THE BASEMENT - WARD 12
FoolishPeople present Weaponized 10 - Special Edition - 'Recordings from 'Ward 12 - The Basement'*'The Basement - Ward12' was created in partnership with Secret Cinema for the November 2010...
View ArticleI WILL STEAL THE FUTURE PROFITS FROM YOUR BRAIN*
byXanadu Xero* * *I am perpetually, savagely perplexed by THE MARKET. "I want to show them a few more options so they get a *feel* of THE MARKET before they make a choice."HELL-LO (as philosopher-king...
View ArticleEFF ME, IT'S KICK-ASS
The MUSIC, bitches, by P. Emerson Williams. If y'all think I'm a yenta U might cotton nonetheless 2 EPISODE 11 (cool #!) if you like, you know, Hyper-Tweaked Hyperspace Meth-Punk with that je ne sais...
View ArticleI HATE THE LEFT!
"All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet." - Hunter Thompson * * *At no time in history have people had to wonder if their children would...
View ArticleWANNA BET?
by Xanadu XeroWho said APOCALYPSE 2012 would be a par-TAY?Zat written somewhere alllll tight as a West Hollywood sphincter rejuvenation? I posit It’s Already Here. Yes, APOCALYPSE NOW.It came in on...
View ArticleMY MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE BUTTON
by Xanadu Xero*Here’s my Manchurian Candidate button, everyone. I’ve found a theme.Preface: I care NOTHING for enactments of ‘social stratification’ - a wholly human invention, a hand-crafted...
View ArticleLETHAL ALIEN STRIPPER
photo by Xanadu XeroI've had a track shift, droogs (for now.) Come hang out.http://xanaduxero.tumblr.comE POI4 Eternity Yada (both directions) find me here -...
View ArticleCOCAINE SUB HUNT
By Xanadu XeroTHIS IS WHY us brillllliant Un-Apes re-invent the wheel GENERATION AFTER (stupid) GENERATION.There has ALWAYS BEEN a Left, a Far Left, Revolutionaries, Cutting-Edge Art. LEFT is clearly,...
View ArticlePARADIGM GRIFT
by Xanadu Xero"Pretend To Will The Transformation" - Bilk Copyright 2008, RealSand(TM)Inc. If I were a little or immensely more talented (mit schvantz) I'd be Ricky Gervais. I'm aware I am graisse de...
View ArticleGODDESS OR GODDESS AS IN CHARLIE SHEEN?
by Xanadu XeroThis is Angelina Jolie Voight the mortal, sporting her starting lineup.Would she be WORSHIPPED FREAKISHLY by you Evolved Types (cough) if her fun bags had stayed kinda lopsided and, well,...
View ArticleExploring The Illuminati: Reptiles One, Humans Zero
byXanadu Xero“Oh no — my foxy Davey’s gained weight!” Tricks whined. “But the hair is better, if not optimal.” He growled like Austin Powers, “and look at those lips!”Tricks is my gay Goth friend who...
View ArticleDADDY'S GIRL
GOOD WORK GAY PEOPLE, you are, sadly, as moronic as everyone else. And a hale clap on the back to you Colonel Grethe Cammermeyer (dyke name.) No one can make fun of your outfits no more, Grethe, cauz...
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